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Proven Pick Up Lines For Casual Fun

April 9, 2020 by Admin Leave a Comment

As you know, connecting with people is my thing and I prefer to do it in the most casual manner possible. And, now that Spring is here and it is the season where nature basically says “Let’s Party,” it’s time to connect with people. Sure, the COVID-19 issue put a damper on things and yeah, that sounded a bit cheesy, but bear with me. The weather has finally getting nicer and considerably better.

People are coming out of their proverbial winter cocoons, shedding bulky sweaters for more casual, light wear. That also means there is a lot of potential for meeting with new people. Which is why you need to have a few “shoe-ins” pick up lines in your back pocket.

BUT…

A lot has changed from the good old days when you would walk up to a girl in a bar and present your opening line. But not that much, actually. Some things have changed though, as of today, people usually meet on one of the many online dating apps.

If you are one of them, then there are some things to be aware of.  You will need to use a good opening line that will not get you ghosted or turned down is still here. This is actually much more important today; the standards have been rising for a long time, so a simple opening phrase will just not cut it.

I’ve thought about this for a long time and tried and tested many opening lines. I’ve found that being fresh and interesting is the best course of action, as these will allow you a better chance of making a connection with your potential match. Which is why my advice today will help you, no doubt about it.

casual pick up lines

Pick Up Lines That 100% Work Casually Today

I’ve taken a scientific approach to this and comprised a scenario where you can apply each one. A note: always try to infuse a subtle question in your opener, so she will be inclined to answer.

Here are six opening pick up lines that are so much better than the basic openers:

Scenario A

You are scrolling through a girl’s pics and you quickly notice some of her photos were taken when browsing around a flea market or sifting through garage sales.

So instead of simply commending a girl’s photos with a generic “I like your photos” and risk sounding like a stalker, try something in the likes of:

“I really like your style. Maybe we could visit a flea market together and you can educate me on how to spot great finds that would work in my place.”

You are commending her and implying that you want her to see your place and advise you on home decor and style. Sounds corny AF, I know but play the card and see what happens.

Scenario B

Girls today seem to not like a direct question that could potentially ruin their evening and make them ghost or discard you completely.

So, next time, instead of asking a direct question in the likes of “What are you doing tonight?” sounding a bit forceful, you should go the long way around and ask the following:

“I would like to skip the chitchat and possibly meet you IRL. I like your profile and you are probably engaged in a fun activity tonight. Can you please let me know when it works for you so we can do fun things together?”

Meeting IRL for the first time can be scary for some, especially if it is forced. So, give a compliment or two. See how she responds and let her decide on the time and place for your initial meetup.

Scenario C

You have seen a smoking hot girl you like on online and you’ve noticed something about her work/job that has caught your eye.

So, if you really like to know this girl better, then I advise you to skip the “You really work for ______?” and go for a more sly approach, something like this:

“You look great and work for a great cause. That is amazing. What is it like working with _____?” or “Great looks and a charitable heart. Do you like working for ______?”

Adding compliments can be a good way to break the ice, for both of you. And prompting her to answer gives you the opener to ask more about her.

Scenario D

You and she both swiped right and you’ve probably dove into her profile with a magnifying glass ten times over.

So to leave a good impression and significantly improve your chances of scoring a real date with this girl, you should think smart questions that will lead her to respond.

Instead of opening with “Hello beautiful”, you can go for a more inventive approach and ask something like this that will showcase your mutual things and cover the first date conundrum:

“You talk about rock music on your profile. I love rock music. What is your favorite band? Mine is ____, and they have a concert here next week. Maybe we can go together?”

Ask this only if you are certain about the concert. Otherwise, you can ask her to meet you in a club where a cover band plays her favorite music.

Scenario E

Seeing a girl and talking to her are two different things. Many guys try for the opening with a joke thing.

While it works for some, the majority of guys will strike out due to a poorly presented joke. I’ve struck out a bunch over the years.

Next time when you are thinking of messaging a girl and using a joke to kick things off, try the honest approach or something like this:

Tell her, “I’m not that funny. I wish I had skills like that. I’d just be telling you a really bad joke to make you run. Instead, “Hi,” I’d love to get to know you better!

Scenario F

The girl you like has a complete bio on her profile. She talks about reading dystopian novels, but nothing specific.

So, to learn more about her and show your interest in her, instead of a simple “Hey, what’s up?” question, you should ask a tension-relieving question in the likes of:

“If the world is coming to an end, what would your last day on Earth be like?”

This way you show her that you appreciate her taste in books and you learn quality info about potential dates in the future.

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Conclusion: Send It…A Lot Of Times

Look, you can probably try the plain old “Hi, I’m Joey Bag of Donuts looking to smash, wanna join me?” Sometimes it works, most of the time it doesn’t. The bottom line here is that if you want to really increase your chances of closing the deal, then you need to up your sales calls if you know what I mean. Get to work homie!

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Annoying Texts and Dealing With Them

April 6, 2020 by Admin Leave a Comment

What’s worse than unsolicited anonymous texts? Those from people you know! We all have to deal with annoying AF people who send text messages galore. It happens and it’s probably the most annoying thing to have to deal with when casually dating.

I get that you’re not happy to have to deal with this type of stuff but that’s the facts of the single life. If you are on the receiving side of all this, then you’ll wanna know how to respond to these annoying text messages. Don’t worry my friend, I’ve got you covered. Here’s how you should be reacting.

Annoying Texting

How To Respond To Annoying Texts

You’ve met someone and you are all for setting up the first date. But it has not happened yet, and no matter how much you like them, they only communicate with you by texting. And I mean constant texting. They are always online for you, answer each text and even share snippets of their day and tell funny jokes that bring a smile to your face.

This is all well until a text arrives that will make you want to throw your phone out the window. If you are rolling your eyes now, then you know what I’m talking about.

How to respond????

Do you ghost them and end up being the asshole? Or you think of something witty, smart and epic that will put them in their rightful place?

My answer is always going for the last option, as serving them a piece of their pie is a great way of answering and either showing them the proverbial door or opening a door for a fun and engaging conversation. Here are some samples of how to create a great reply and get a kick of it.

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“WYD?”

An acronym for “What You Doing?” is one of the least inventive messages anyone can send. If you are not involved in casually talking with them, then they have no base of asking you what you are doing on a random day. It seems they’ve not gotten that memo and you get this text on a random Tuesday night.

No matter what your actual evening consists of, like perhaps knitting a scarf or jacking off, my advice is to answer with some deep philosophical thought, something like the following:

“What a good question [insert their name here]. Are you thinking of the meager human existence? Rotating on a lump of dirt around a fiery star? Or you are really concerned about my actions tonight because you are interested in me?  In that case, let me tell you that at the moment, I’m enjoying the best time of my life.”

This kind of answer will garner two responses: they will get annoyed and will never call or text you again. Or you’ll end up having an engaging conversation involving philosophy, maybe aliens and you’ll be well on your way towards a first date.

“Can I get a selfie?”

Asking someone to send you selfie straight up is annoying and simply put – rude. If the person feels comfortable sharing an image of themselves, they will send it.

And if you receive such a request from someone you are casually texting with and are not in a relationship of any kind, then sending them a selfie is not an option.

Many guys will do and say anything to get a (naked) photo of a girl. Trust me, I know they use it for nefarious reasons. Maybe you don’t mind that someone finds your image, but others def do.

If you know the person, you can share your social network info like Instagram handle or Facebook name, and tell them to get their fill of looking at you there.

“I’m bored, can you come over and keep me company?”

If you are a single person and you receive a text like this, I don’t need to tell you that this does not deserve an answer. But if select to forgo your rule of talking to assholes and decide on an answer, here are several witty answers that will help the recipient break their boredom. One such example:

“Hi [Insert their name here]. Here is a detailed list of activities that I’ll rather do instead of coming over:

  1. Read all the junk email in my inbox

  2. Watch the infomercial channel

  3. Listen to a political campaign

  4. Watch paint dry

  5. Pull my eyelashes out

  6. Get my crack waxed

  7. Listen to the same lame joke my dad has told for the last twenty years”

Feel free to add some more creative responses and be sure that that person will not be contacting you again.

As a precaution, save the list and keep it in a convenient place. You never know when you are going to need it again.

A message with only “??”

Why oh why would someone send this kind of message to anyone? And just a “??,” is flat out impolite. It is more common that one might think, as people are lazy and not usually inventive.

If you find such a message on your phone, and even though it does not deserve an answer, but you still decide to answer it, my advice is to feel free to be a little on the aggressive side and send a clear “don’t mess with me” tone.

Your reply could go something like this:

“Hello [insert their name here]. I’m sorry I did not reply sooner as your double question mark sounded important. I was preoccupied with a thing called life. You know, having things to do and not bothering people with rude texts. I propose you get Spelling and Punctuation 101 and learn how to use question marks correctly first!”

You can think of any kind of similar reply, as I believe that people should be put in their place when they are asking for it. And multiple question marks are one of these things.

Now you know what to do when your phone starts buzzing with annoying texts at 9 PM on a Tuesday and interrupts your alone time. But, you’ll have to estimate how far you want to take your responses. After a while, the texts could simply become a nuisance.

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Conclusion: People Sending These – JUST STOP

You’re not going to be able to avoid these annoying questions. They exist and they will continue to exist – simple as that.

The best thing you can do to avoid them is actually quite simple. You must mention on your dating profile that you cannot stand annoying questions. This will help you avoid most of the nonsense.

The result = freeing up your time for reading more dating reviews and hooking up with local peeps.

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How To Spot A Catfish

April 3, 2020 by Admin Leave a Comment

In 2020, one thing is absolutely certain…there are fake AF people living in the world today. Unfortunately, some of us aren’t swift enough to figure this out until it’s too late. You know what I mean by fake right?

I’m talking about the Kardashians, most of the local and state politicians, and even the store clerk working that retail space in the middle of the floor at the mall. Yes, the one pushing something you do not need in your life or at a minimum trying to get your digits. They are all pretty much as fake as they come.

how to spot a catfish

Now, what you probably didn’t know was that there are many fake people on dating sites too. I’m not talking about fake profiles, I’m talking about real people, but fake personas.

Many of these people try to pull the wool over people’s eyes just for the heck of it. This is what I refer to as a catfish.

Catfishing

Although most of us know a catfish when we see one, I think it’s always a good idea to freshen up on these things when possible. I will come fresh out the gate and say that lots of these fake people spend their time on fetish centric dating sites.

So if you’re using those, then please be extra careful! Here are some tips for spotting a catfish a mile away.

Top 5 Tips To Help You Spot A Catfish On Dating Sites

​These tips are for sure going to help you refrain from getting screwed completely online and even though that’s the objective with dating sites, this type of screwing is entirely different.

They Want Coin

​If the person that you’re speaking to asks for or even begs for you to give them money, then you need to run fast. This is a red flag that flat out tells me they’re catfishing you – no doubt. Tell them bye and hit the road. Don’t walk, run!

Smoking Hot Profiles

Ever come across a photo that looks so damn good that you’re thinking, this person can’t be real? Well, that’s more than likely the case.

That hot profile is likely a catfish trying to take you for a ride. Don’t take that ride. Most of these people will make it seem like they’re hot and they do so by using models or even hot actors as their profile pics. Don’t fall for it.

No IG or FB

If the person that you’re chatting with doesn’t have a genuine Facebook or Instagram account, then they’re probably fake.

I don’t know a single person on the planet besides my grandma who doesn’t have an Instagram account. Most of these fake accounts are super duper dry and no real substance in the posts at all.

They Have No Uniqueness To Them

Most of these catfish dating accounts are super cookie-cutter and bland. They’ve got a script and strict guideline that they go by and most of the time, you’ll hear nothing from them that have any personalization.

Have any of the profiles you’ve checked out sound similar to one another? If so, then run like the wind.

There’s No Meeting Up

If you’ve never met any of these people you chat with in real life, then there’s a chance that they are completely fake. Meeting people IRL is common when using adult dating apps like the ones I use.

But if you’re using crappy apps or sites and the people are fake, then chances are they’ll never give you a chance to meet in person.

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Final Thoughts

​Truth be told, there are plenty of other things I can tell you about catfishing and how to avoid being a catfished victim, but this should be enough information to keep you on your toes. Stay alert my friend and spot the catfish before they bite you!

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Meeting Women During the Coronavirus

March 23, 2020 by Admin Leave a Comment

You may think I’m an absolute savage with today’s topic, but the struggle is real and I know some of my brothers out there can feel the effects of the world pandemic we’re in.  Meeting women during the COVID-19 is still possible, but you have to rely a lot more on technology than ever.  Thankfully, this is my expertise, so listen up!

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How to Meet Woman During the COVID-19 Virus

Women are taking more chances than ever when meeting men on apps and websites during this weird time.  A Reuter’s article detailed how a woman who refused to take the elevator, and who also donned rubber gloves, showed up directly at a man’s apartment and hooked up with him.  No first date.  No dinner. No movie.  No problems!

While this is becoming something of an annoyance, not having our normal lives due to a virus, it’s become the best icebreaker in the world of online dating.

So let’s first talk about where we CAN’T meet women in this unprecedented time period.

Gone are the late night pick-ups at the bar where drunk women are lurking and waiting for men to take them home to handle their weirdest fetishes.

Hotels are wildly empty, and definitely not serving libations, so cross hotel and lobby bar pick-ups off your list as well.

covid 19 dating
“He’s fine. Yeah, I guess I’ll risk getting this virus for him.”

I’m a big fan of talking to women when their guard is down, and have had a lot of success at the local grocers, especially Whole Foods, but with this whole “social distancing” thing going on, even when I go in for essentials I’m simply not savage enough to get into some poor unsuspecting woman’s space with this whole virus being very easy to spread to others.  So cross off picking up women at the grocery store.

Ditto for restaurants, church, sporting events, and pretty much anything that once was social.  Heck, even the beaches of Florida are closed!

I hate to brag during a dark time, but my favorite hook up apps are on absolute FIRE right now and I have some methods I’ll share with you that you can plug and play right away and use to your advantage.

How to Meet Women Online During the Coronavirus Pandemic

Whether the app you choose to use (and I’ve been using Fling.com’s app a lot lately) allows you to do the classic swipe style of dating, or one that makes you read a profile and actually reach out to someone, you need to be very smart about your communication.  I choose to use words that show that I care, and use opening lines like this:

Coronavirus pick up line #1:  

I wish I met you earlier and we entirely hit it off, that way we could be in quarantine together and have nothing to worry about.

Coronavirus pick up line #2:  

When this period of social distancing ends, I think we should spoil ourselves a bit and practice some social closeness.  There’s just something about you on top of me that sounds amazing right now.

Coronavirus pick up line #3:

What if I told you I have been looking for the perfect woman to break my quarantine with and out fo the 1,000’s of profiles I’ve seen so far, the only one I’d break quarantine for is you?

I always find that being direct is the best way to communicate with women.  What I do here, psychologically, is let them know that I clearly understand that we are in a time of pandemic, yet shed some humor on the situation.  You may get the odd woman who thinks the direct approach is insensitive, but trust me, the ones who respond in a positive manner will be ripe for the taking.

I’m lucky enough to have hit it off with a new match about two weeks before this whole issue, so we had taken things to a level where we were comfortable in each other’s house.  So here we are, seeing each other from time to time, not wasting time or money on fancy dinners and long walks by the beach.  It’s casual sex the way we both want it!

In all honesty, stay safe, everyone.  There is a lot to be learned here and we’ll come out of this problem a better society.

I’d love to hear about your Coronavirus dating stories in the comments below, so please share away!

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Wild ‘N Out Best of Let Me Holla Pick Up Lines

December 11, 2019 by Admin Leave a Comment

Everyone appreciates a good pick up line, but the guys at Wild ‘N Out have taken this to a new level.  If you haven’t seen the MTV Show, I urge you to check it out below.  You can try these out next time you are in need of sure fire party pick up lines.

For those of you who don’t know, Nick Cannon is HILARIOUS.  These lines are laugh out loud funny. I strongly suggest you watch this video.

Best Of Let Me Holla


Nick: Maybe you heard the news, but I got fired from my last job on television, but I could still give you this Nick at night.

Corey: Hey, I’m going to keep 100 with you. I normally don’t ask girls stuff like this until they tell me they’re pregnant. What’s your name?

[applause]

Speaker 1: Yo, what’s up? What’s up, baby?

Speaker 2: Hi, honey.

Speaker 1: You remind me of my edges because you about to get legged.

Nick: See a lot of people they wouldn’t really like this, the interracial thing, but all I got to say is Black Cards matter.

[laughter]

2 Chainz: I’m 2 Chainz.

Tee Grizzley: I just slid on your DMs.

[laughter]

[applause]

Tiny: I just got one question. What that mouth do?

DeRay: I got this. Hey, excuse me, baby. Do you have sex when you first meet somebody?

Speaker 3: No.

DeRay: I’ll see you tomorrow.

[laughter]

[applause]

Charlie: I just heard Lo say you was Russian?

Speaker 4: Yes.

Charlie: That’s crazy because I’m Russian too.

Speaker 4: Oh, really?

Charlie: Yes, I’m rushing to get you home and take them clothes off. Yes, yes.

[applause]

Speaker 5: Man, these almonds are salty, man, but they good though.

Bow wow: They kinda salty, they cracking cold [unintelligible 00:02:40] I got my nuts all over you? I’m sorry.

Timothy: What’s up boos? You heard that stereotype about Asian dudes, right?

Speaker 6: Yes.

Timothy: It’s true, we do eat the cat.

[laughter]

Speaker 7: Okay, I’m going to keep it real with you. Ladies don’t care about the Brooklyn Nets, but we might want to see them Brooklyn nuts.

Chance the Rapper: What’s up? Give me a break, just give me a break. Break me off a piece of that ambiguous mixed booty.

[applause]

Hitman Holla: All right, watch this. What’s up, baby? You remind of the 20 letters in the alphabet.

Conceited: There’s 26 letters in the alphabet.

[laughter]

Hitman Holla: Silly me. How could I forget the U R A Q T.

[applause]

Conceited: Give him a buzzer. Give him a buzzer. No, no. Hell no. That’s only 25, he’s stilling missing one. He can’t count.

Hitman Holla: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Silly me. You can get that D later.

Speaker 8: Hey sweetheart.

Speaker 9: What’s up.

Speaker 8: It says here on Wikipedia that you’re 6’6″. Now, is that hard or soft?

Jacob: Thank you. All right, so I bet you $100 I can kiss you without touching you.

Speaker 10: Okay.

Jacob: All right. Let’s see.

[applause].

[chanting] Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.

Jacob: You know what? I’m sorry, I lost the bet.

Justina: Hey, Summer. What’s up, baby?

Summer: Hey, girl.

Justina: Looking amazing. Now, you know us white people. We love hockey. Ice hockey, roller hockey, [unintelligible 00:06:07] hockey.

[applause]

Nick: I like hockey.

T.I: [music playing]

Speaker 11: Let me get a hoe, let me get a hoe. Okay, I’m not even going to pretend that I want to holler at you. Hey yo, Hitman.

[cheers]

Speaker 12: Bring it home, Nick. Bring it home.

Speaker 13: Go, Nick.

Speaker 12: Bring it home, Nick.

Nick: What’s happening baby girl?

Mariah: I will shut all this shit again. Okay. I’m going to shut all this shit now.

Nick: I know. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. We’ll be right back with more Wild ‘n Out.

Justina: If you guys want to see more Wild ‘n Out videos. Click right here and be sure to click that subscribe button, so you don’t miss any of the craziness we got going down. Hit that Subscribe button right over here

#LetMeHolla #MTV #WildNOut

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