Everyone appreciates a good pick up line, but the guys at Wild ‘N Out have taken this to a new level. If you haven’t seen the MTV Show, I urge you to check it out below. You can try these out next time you are in need of sure fire party pick up lines.
For those of you who don’t know, Nick Cannon is HILARIOUS. These lines are laugh out loud funny. I strongly suggest you watch this video.
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Nick: Maybe you heard the news, but I got fired from my last job on television, but I could still give you this Nick at night.
Corey: Hey, I’m going to keep 100 with you. I normally don’t ask girls stuff like this until they tell me they’re pregnant. What’s your name?
[applause]
Speaker 1: Yo, what’s up? What’s up, baby?
Speaker 2: Hi, honey.
Speaker 1: You remind me of my edges because you about to get legged.
Nick: See a lot of people they wouldn’t really like this, the interracial thing, but all I got to say is Black Cards matter.
[laughter]
2 Chainz: I’m 2 Chainz.
Tee Grizzley: I just slid on your DMs.
[laughter]
[applause]
Tiny: I just got one question. What that mouth do?
DeRay: I got this. Hey, excuse me, baby. Do you have sex when you first meet somebody?
Speaker 3: No.
DeRay: I’ll see you tomorrow.
[laughter]
[applause]
Charlie: I just heard Lo say you was Russian?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Charlie: That’s crazy because I’m Russian too.
Speaker 4: Oh, really?
Charlie: Yes, I’m rushing to get you home and take them clothes off. Yes, yes.
[applause]
Speaker 5: Man, these almonds are salty, man, but they good though.
Bow wow: They kinda salty, they cracking cold [unintelligible 00:02:40] I got my nuts all over you? I’m sorry.
Timothy: What’s up boos? You heard that stereotype about Asian dudes, right?
Speaker 6: Yes.
Timothy: It’s true, we do eat the cat.
[laughter]
Speaker 7: Okay, I’m going to keep it real with you. Ladies don’t care about the Brooklyn Nets, but we might want to see them Brooklyn nuts.
Chance the Rapper: What’s up? Give me a break, just give me a break. Break me off a piece of that ambiguous mixed booty.
[applause]
Hitman Holla: All right, watch this. What’s up, baby? You remind of the 20 letters in the alphabet.
Conceited: There’s 26 letters in the alphabet.
[laughter]
Hitman Holla: Silly me. How could I forget the U R A Q T.
[applause]
Conceited: Give him a buzzer. Give him a buzzer. No, no. Hell no. That’s only 25, he’s stilling missing one. He can’t count.
Hitman Holla: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Silly me. You can get that D later.
Speaker 8: Hey sweetheart.
Speaker 9: What’s up.
Speaker 8: It says here on Wikipedia that you’re 6’6″. Now, is that hard or soft?
Jacob: Thank you. All right, so I bet you $100 I can kiss you without touching you.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Jacob: All right. Let’s see.
[applause].
[chanting] Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.
Jacob: You know what? I’m sorry, I lost the bet.
Justina: Hey, Summer. What’s up, baby?
Summer: Hey, girl.
Justina: Looking amazing. Now, you know us white people. We love hockey. Ice hockey, roller hockey, [unintelligible 00:06:07] hockey.
[applause]
Nick: I like hockey.
T.I: [music playing]
Speaker 11: Let me get a hoe, let me get a hoe. Okay, I’m not even going to pretend that I want to holler at you. Hey yo, Hitman.
[cheers]
Speaker 12: Bring it home, Nick. Bring it home.
Speaker 13: Go, Nick.
Speaker 12: Bring it home, Nick.
Nick: What’s happening baby girl?
Mariah: I will shut all this shit again. Okay. I’m going to shut all this shit now.
Nick: I know. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. We’ll be right back with more Wild ‘n Out.
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About Calvin Riddle
Calvin Riddle created Casual Sex Calvin as a way to entertain like-minded individuals on sex topics and solve many of life's problems people are too shy to talk about. When he's not working his 9-5 importing fine wines, he enjoys watching sports and will never turn down a good debate.